Wanna know what’s got me cheesin’ so hard? My third annual list of things I’m not grateful for is here and I’m sparing nothing/noone. #sorrynotsorry Check it out and sound off in comments so I know what you’re least thankful for this year!
Shall we?
- Bad Reels
- Little House on the Prairie style dresses
- Vanderpump Rules without Stassi
- Hitting back-to-back red lights
- Being asked if I’d like to accept cookies on every website
- The 500 break-up songs released by Olivia Rodrigo
- The 500 more break-up songs about to be released by Adele
- When you think it’s a fart but surprise! It’s diarrhea!
- The “terrible two’s”
- The great Jalapeno Frito shortage of 2021
- People who bash filters but proceed to get Botox and other procedures that alter their appearance
- The hype around air fryers
- The cost of Starbucks for the amount of coffee you actually get
- Daylight Savings
- How I look on my front facing camera
- The way spicy food flares up my IBS
- Bloggers pushing ugly and exorbitantly overpriced Barefoot Dreams stuff – we see you commission chasing, gf
- Restaurants that are closed on Mondays
- When you clean a stain only to create a bigger stain
- People who talk about their enneagram numbers as if anyone knows or cares what it even means
- Foot cramps
- When our cat immediately pukes up the food we give her
- The inconsistency of women’s clothing sizes
- When the wind destroys a good hair day
- How turkey’s the main dish of Thanksgiving when we all know chicken has a superior flavor
Damn it feels good to unleash these feelings. Thinking there just might be a little extra pep in my step this holiday season. Happy Thanksgiving!
As always
Also, Vanderpump without Stassi is just plain wrong.
It’s like trying to drink wine out of an empty bottle lmao!